Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Halloween Jokes

I send a daily note in Abby's lunch box. Lately I have been doing Halloween jokes.

Why do witches fly on brooms?
Because vacuum cleaners are to heavy.

What did the ghost put on top of his ice cream sundae?
Whipped scream!

What does a ghost eat for lunch?
A boo-logna sandwich!

What's a ghosts favorite ride at the carnival?
The roller ghoster!

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
To day-scare!

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